A LowB World

Monday, February 14, 2005

team america...

Just watched this movie.. I give it 7/10. It cracked me up but towards the end there were just some lame scenes -namely the vomit scene and lots of tasteless scenes (think of how kenny dies).

But some of the jokes were really good..! And although its a parody, it really does show a side of America which is true. I mean, basically, after 9/11 America did really just sort of attacked and $@%@%#@ countries up -with bombs and guns and stuff.

This is a serious talk in the end where team america has to persuade peace delegates from all over the world to their side... this is played with melodramatic music and everyone sort of cries at the end.. get the idea?

A bit of the script

Oh no we aren't, we're dicks. We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the film actors guilds are pussies. And Kim Jong Il... is an asshole. Pussies dont like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes... assholes who just like to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick -with some balls.

The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much or fuck when it isnt appropriate.. and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves because pussies are only an inch away from assholes. I dont know much in this crazy crazy world but I do know that if you dont let us fuck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and our pussies.. all covered in shit.

The Team America Song...

Played with rock music, yeah!

America~ America~
America.. Fuck yeah!
Coming to save the mother fucking day yeah!
America.. Fuck yeah!
Freedom is the only way yeah!

Terrorists your game is through
Cos now you have to answer to..
America.. Fuck yeah!
So lick my balls and suck on my balls
America.. Fuck yeah!

What you going to do when we come for you now?
Is the dream that we all share
Is the hope for tomorrow.. fuck yeah

Fuck yeah!
one more!
fuck yeah!
fuck yeah!
peace bro
fuck yeah!
fuck yeah!
rock and roll!
fuck yeah!
the internet!
fuck yeah!
fuck yeah!

fuck yeah!